Live Blogging Howard Stern http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com Latest news from the Howard Stern Show on Sirius Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:41:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 en Dave Attell http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/dave-attell/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/dave-attell/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:41:42 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=689 Dave Attell joins the guys in the studio, he talks about his coke and alcohol addictions. He used to date Sarah Silverman who said he didn’t have those addictions when she was with him, he said back then he couldn’t even afford alcohol. Attell is now the host of the new Gong Show on Comedy Central. Howard wants Attell to speculate why Kimmel and Silverman split up, Howard wonders if their sex life fizzled. Attell thinks possibly it could be their work schedules… Gary said Dave was a saint on the Afghanistan trip because he spent a lot of time with the troops even when all the other guys were so beat that they just wanted to rest, however not Dave he was out and about talking with the guys. Dave said he bunked with Artie several times on the trip, he said he imagined that he might snore but never realized that Artie talks in his sleep, it’s appears he actually orders food!

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/dave-attell/feed/ Amber Hay, Girl’s Gone Wild http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/amber-hay-girls-gone-wild/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/amber-hay-girls-gone-wild/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:47:10 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=688 Amber Hay stops by the studio she will be on the cover of September’s issue of Girl’s Gone Wild. Howard wanted to know all about her intimate relationship with Joe Francis. Hay talks about Jeremy Piven trying to pick her up, she wasn’t interested she said she has a height requirement which he didn’t meet… Artie makes a great play for her and gets her number.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/amber-hay-girls-gone-wild/feed/ More on Christie Brinkley http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/more-on-christie-brinkley/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/more-on-christie-brinkley/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:57:31 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=687 Ralph and Howard argue over the whole Christie Brinkley public divorce, Ralph can’t believe that Howard is defending Brinkley. Like Howard said this guy was using the family computer to masterbate on camera and paying a young girl to sleep with him and he agrees that if she had to expose him to humiliate him in order for her to retain custody then that’s what needed to be done. Howard said he would do the same thing if he thought his kids were in danger!

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/more-on-christie-brinkley/feed/ Tell all book http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/tell-all-book/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/tell-all-book/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:48:18 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=686 The guys talk about Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone wrote a new tell-all book about her, Howard played an interview clip of him talking about the book.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/tell-all-book/feed/ Riley Martin http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/riley-martin-2/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/riley-martin-2/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:48:42 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=685 Riley Martin calls to say he can’t wait to get out of his contract because they are keeping him broke…..so Howard tells him go ahead and leave and find another job, as of November he is a free man. He is complaining that Robin never payed for the symbols she ordered, Robin said she will send him the money. Riley said he is going to crash Howard’s wedding and smack some sense into them. Howard ends the call and plays this new prank call….

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/riley-martin-2/feed/ Kimmel and Silverman Split http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/kimmel-and-silverman-split/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/kimmel-and-silverman-split/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:34:00 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=684 Howard and the guys talk about the Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman split. Howard plays a few clips from The Shining, it seems a lot of people think Eric the Midget sounds like the creepy demon finger in the movie and they are right!

REDRUM

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/15/kimmel-and-silverman-split/feed/ Peter Cook Pleasures Himself http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/peter-cook-pleasures-himself/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/peter-cook-pleasures-himself/#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:30:48 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=683 Robin went to Rome for a few days on her vacation, Howard asked if she missed Jim, she said yes they kept in touch. Howard then mentions that he read Christie Brinkley’s husband Peter Cook masturbates on Cam. Lisa G called and said he was on the AFF website. Howard played some clips of Sal interviewing women about the whole Peter Cook thing, most women were disturbed….

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/peter-cook-pleasures-himself/feed/ Eric calls in to Defend Gary http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/eric-calls-in-to-defend-gary/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/eric-calls-in-to-defend-gary/#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:29:05 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=682 It’s seems Gary had a little problem with a soldier who said Gary was rude and didn’t want to sign a book a book by Opie and Anthony. Gary explains it was not like that at all, he was on a call to home letting his family know he was ok after the story broke about them being close to a bombing when he was approached by a soldier and asked to have his picture taken and to sign a book, both of which Gary agreed to, but for some reason this soldier felt Gary was put off by it. Gary later went on SFN to defend himself and everything was blown out of proportion, so Eric the Midget called in to defend him even though he wasn’t there!

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/eric-calls-in-to-defend-gary/feed/ More Stories…. http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/more-stories/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/more-stories/#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:58:47 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=681 Artie said there were so many stories he could go on and on, he did want to mention that if people want to donate please donate the little juice boxes, the guys there really need to be hydrated, he said in the urinals there they contain a urine chart to compare your urine to, it goes by color and lets you know if you are dehydrated. They also have hydration drills there were you are made to drink water. Howard wants to know who Artie is leaning towards now that he has experienced war, he states he is now leaning towards McCain. Howard said the XM/Sirius merger is being held up because of Democrats….

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/more-stories/feed/ The Afghanistan Trip http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/the-afghanistan-trip/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/the-afghanistan-trip/#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:12:34 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=680 Artie said during the trip to Afghanistan he felt very protected, though there were times he did get a bit nervous. Artie ended up losing fourteen pounds on the trip. There were some late flights and such, Artie and Jim almost ended up going and doing the show by themselves. But everyone ended up making the last connecting flight so everyone was able to go and perform, there was Nick DiPaolo, Dave Attell , Artie, Gary and Jim Florentine. The guys had a list of things they were not supposed to talk about, but the guys pushed the limit and everyone had a great time. There were a few things that happened that the guys got to use in there bits, one was about the shit pond, Artie said the stench was so bad he was gagging on stage. There was also a close call with a bombing while the guys were on the road, Artie said there were five soldiers assigned to protect them who did a great job. Howard said he is very proud of these guys for entertaining the troops while they are over there fighting for our country. Artie then goes into a story about having a meltdown in Kazakhstan because his flight was delayed and he wanted to get home, he ends up finding Valium and buys twenty, he ends up taking twelve to calm down.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/the-afghanistan-trip/feed/ Back Live….. http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/back-live/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/back-live/#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:30:09 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=679 Artie threw a party at his new place, Robin and Jim Florentine went, however it seems Artie disappeared into his shower with a lady friend and was not seen for hours…Robin complained that there was nothing to eat at the party, Artie said there were peppers in the meat sauce and offered to pick them out. Artie then goes on to talk about Jessica the girl he met, and the fun they had during the party, seems he got a personal lap dance.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/14/back-live/feed/ Lesbian Dial a Date http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/lesbian-dial-a-date/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/lesbian-dial-a-date/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:56:36 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=678 Howard plays Dial a Date with a beautiful girl name Lisa. Howard is absolutely gushing over her, he wants all the intimate details of her relationships with women… She once had a fling with one of her mother’s friends in her parent’s bedroom, she also admits to having two men at once. Lisa is actually bisexual. Howard takes a few callers all hoping for a date with her: the first caller they decide is boring, the second is 6′ 2″ and Lisa decides she is too tall. They agree on Misha who is 31 and said she looks like Michelle Pfeiffer, Howard has the girls pretend they are in the shower and do some role playing. Howard tells Robin they are falling behind on the show because of all the excitement. Seems they are being inundated with faxes from men wanting to be with Lisa.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/lesbian-dial-a-date/feed/ Homeless Jeopardy http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/homeless-jeopardy/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/homeless-jeopardy/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:56:54 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=677 The game is Homeless Jeopardy, the three homeless contestants are Johnny, Pops and Kato all of them are homeless due to alcohol or drugs, the prize is 10,000 dollars. In the first part of the game Johnny takes the lead and continues through the rest of the game going on to win by a landslide….Johnny said he is going to be the flyest black man in New York City.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/homeless-jeopardy/feed/ What’s my Secret http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/whats-my-secret/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/whats-my-secret/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:34:41 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=676 Robin, Arlene Francis and Kitty Carlisle Hart tries to find out what Heather, a former Miss New York is hiding. After many questions, no one guessed it right, Howard revealed her secret is she is a lesbian.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/whats-my-secret/feed/ Win Fred’s Money http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/win-freds-money-5/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/win-freds-money-5/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:23:44 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=675 Jarrod comes in to play Win Fred’s Money, he had written Howard a letter coming off as extremely arrogant and pompous, he not only thinks he is smarter than Fred but he thinks he can blow Fred away on guitar. Howard said this guy is the most annoying person he has ever met! Jarrod got 3 right in 53 seconds, there is a little controversy over an answer however it turns out that Jarrod was right so it’s 4 right answers in 53 seconds. Fred ends up blowing him away both in answers and time…. Jarrod then plays guitar and Howard thinks he is horrible!

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/win-freds-money-5/feed/ Morning http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/morning-2/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/morning-2/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:11:15 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=674 Morning Stern fans, it seems Sirius Internet Radio is down for a bit. Check back later, for more of Game Show week….

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/10/morning-2/feed/ Win Fred’s Money http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/win-freds-money-4/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/win-freds-money-4/#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:14:26 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=672 Crazy Cabbie comes in to play Win Fred’s Money, the prize is ten thousand dollars, Howard Fred will beat him by four questions. Cabbie goes first and gets 3 right in 42 seconds, Fred gets 3 right however loses because Cabbie beat him by time! Everyone is amazed, they spend some time analyzing the answers and the time….

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/win-freds-money-4/feed/ Rob Lowe Dial a Date http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/rob-lowe-dial-a-date/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/rob-lowe-dial-a-date/#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:54:33 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=671 Rob Lowe plays Dial a Date, Howard finds four women to compete for a date with Rob Lowe, he has the women tell Rob what they would do with him on a date. The women get down and dirty describing all the things they would like to do to him, there was a whole lot of moaning going on…Howard’s mother calls during the show to speak for the women, she does not understand why they would disrespect themselves? When it’s time to make a decision he chooses number three who was especially graphic.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/rob-lowe-dial-a-date/feed/ Wazz up, with my Secret http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/wazz-up-with-my-secret/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/wazz-up-with-my-secret/#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:08:49 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=670 Richard Johnson, Paul Rodriguez, Lonny Hanover come in to play Wazz Up, with my Secret. They need to guess Colt 40 Feinberg secret which is he is white but sounds black, some say he sounds just like Chris Rock.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/wazz-up-with-my-secret/feed/ Porn Star Family Feud http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/porn-star-family-feud/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/porn-star-family-feud/#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:47:07 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=669 The contestants are Carmen Luvana, Ava Rose, and Bree Olsen, on the other team it’s the old porn stars, Kathy Jones, Blue Iris (Howard had Kathy and Blue make out) and Rosie Bam
The first question is what is the best excuse to give a man when you are not interested in sex? Kathy said period, Blue Iris said headache, Rosie said I’m so medicated, Kathy and Blue were right now it goes to the young porn stars Carmen said I just had sex which wasn’t up there. The old porn stars are in the lead, next question, what do porn stars hate to do when shooting porn? some of the answers were DP, Huge units, Blue said triple penetration, SCAT and swallowing. The old porn stars are still in the lead, next question, Name something that annoys you about semen? Blue said odor, Carmen said taste, Ava said burns your eyes, Bree said texture, all these answers were in the top. The young porn stars won the game!

Carmen Luvana

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/porn-star-family-feud/feed/ Who wants to be a Turkish Millionaire? http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/who-wants-to-be-a-turkish-millionaire/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/who-wants-to-be-a-turkish-millionaire/#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:54:51 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=668 Bigfoot comes in to play, Who wants to be a Turkish Millionaire? His first question is, in 1954 his Polio vaccine came to be.. It was Jonas Salk which bigfoot did not know. Next question is what is Escargo? He answered Snails. Where is Tiananmen square? His answer was China. Who is Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend? His answer was Mini Mouse. He won one million Turkish Lire…

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/who-wants-to-be-a-turkish-millionaire/feed/ Hollyweird Squares http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/hollyweird-squares/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/hollyweird-squares/#comments Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:39:04 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=667 Tom Bergeron came in to play Hollyweird Squares against Slow Adam. In the squares was Crackhead Bob, Gary the Retard, Craig Shoemaker, Wood Yee, Daniel Carver, High Pitch Eric, Nicole Bass, Joe Cancer, Elephant Boy and Shelly the Angry Black Man. With such varied contestants not a lot of questions were answered correctly and there was much banter going on, Gary complained of being too hot and wanted to take his shirt off, Wood Yee announced he and Sun Yee had rice and sex for breakfast……

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/09/hollyweird-squares/feed/ Dial a Date with Fred Norris http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/08/dial-a-date-with-fred-norris/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/08/dial-a-date-with-fred-norris/#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:42:57 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=666 Fred Norris played Dial a Date which is were he met his wife. At first Fred was hesitant to play because he felt women may want him just because he is on the Stern Show. Howard goes through a few callers until he finds a few girls, the first one Debbie is a pre-med student, another is a Donna Dixon look a-like, and the final contestant looks like Christie Brinkley. Fred wants to know how many sex partners has Debbie had in the past year, she said two. Howard asks a few personal questions and then he asks her try to seduce Fred on air, she said she is not going to do that because she said she is not the submissive type. Caller number two is a book keeper, Howard wanted to know what she is wearing, which was a pair of pink panties and a white bra, he wanted her to also try and seduce him on air, she tells him in a sexy voice that she is gonna give him a rub down and some sexy lovin. Number three is Allison, Howard wants to know her measurements which is 36C, he wants to hear about any wild sex she has had, she said she hasn’t had any! Howard also wants to know what she is wearing, which is a workout outfit, cut offs and a short black top. Howard has Allison try to turn Fred on. Fred after some tabulation chooses Allison and the rest is history!

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/08/dial-a-date-with-fred-norris/feed/ The Guys are back from Afghanistan http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/08/the-guys-are-back-from-afghanistan/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/08/the-guys-are-back-from-afghanistan/#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:45:49 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=665 Lisa G spoke to Gary, they are back from Afghanistan, it seems there were some hairy moments.

]]> http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/08/the-guys-are-back-from-afghanistan/feed/ Guess who’s the Jew http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/08/guess-whos-the-jew/ http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/07/08/guess-whos-the-jew/#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:21:30 +0000 Stern Blogger http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/?p=664 Kurt Voldheim Jr. plays Sam Kinison Guess who’s the Jew. Howard screens some callers to find some contestants when Sam Kinison calls an Howard invites him to play Guess who’s the Jew.Which one is the Jew? Demi Moore, Judd Nelson or Rob Lowe, Kinison picks Nelson correctly, the next round is Which is the Skin Head? Yul Brynner, Sinead O’Connor or Berta Klemperer, Klemperer was the right answer and Kinison wins a bottle of Vodka.

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