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Dave Attell joins the guys in the studio, he talks about his coke and alcohol addictions. He used to date Sarah Silverman who said he didn’t have those addictions when she was with him, he said back then he couldn’t even afford alcohol. Attell is now the host of the new Gong Show on Comedy Central. Howard wants Attell to speculate why Kimmel and Silverman split up, Howard wonders if their sex life fizzled. Attell thinks possibly it could be their work schedules… Gary said Dave was a saint on the Afghanistan trip because he spent a lot of time with the troops even when all the other guys were so beat that they just wanted to rest, however not Dave he was out and about talking with the guys. Dave said he bunked with Artie several times on the trip, he said he imagined that he might snore but never realized that Artie talks in his sleep, it’s appears he actually orders food!
Zsa Zsa Giggleman 7:30 pm on August 3, 2008
Hi you bowl of fucks I’m Zsa Zsa Giggleman and I represent Dr Rand Pink and he is desperately trying to get on the show.He is willing to set up a scholarship for interns and will pay Artie $100,000 to lose wieght and keep it off for one year. My client does not have long to live so this would be a Make A Wish kind of proposal. He would take his jet into Peteboro but would need a medical helicopter into the city. Pink wants to deliver all of his scripts and video catalogue to Howard because he feels and knows that Howard is a genius. Every fucking network has stolen from him and is possibly the best interviewee ever because he not only applies the ether and makes his guests relax he knows how to ask the questions that losteners want to know. Pink wants to meet the genius.
collegehumor 12:11 pm on August 30, 2008
SARAH SILVERMAN I’M FUCKING DR RAND PINK VIDEO was the cause of the Kimmel/Silverman split Inside sources say that Jimmy thought this video went too far in that actual intercourse took place more than nine dozen times at various locations including the restroom at Momofuku, sitting Shiva at a relatives home in Palm Beach, a bar mitzvah in Botswana and even behind the counter at a Pinkberry store in LA. Pink and Sarah tried to explain to Jimmy that it was all done with creative expression in mind and that the only thing they got out of it was some involuntary body movements, explosive orgasms and an almost religious experience, however, Jimmy would have none of it. Pinks spokesperson Zsa Zsa Giggleman was laughing nonstop trying to keep a straight face when she replied ,”No comment” to People Magazine. She finally noted that her client got caught with his pants done, now everyone knows why they say to Pink,” What a dick” because it is quite remarkable. Silverman’s rep had no comment but she asked to be involved in the next video project.
fink 3:49 pm on September 2, 2008
Hey what happened? Why doesn’t your lazy mexican chink nigger ass update the site anymore?