Yucko the Clown and his wife Nicole stop by, she said the marriage sucks! They were married in May, she downed a bottle of Petrone and spent most of the reception vomiting, they also didn’t have sex on their wedding night, they waited about a week. Yucko said it has dried up since then! She said she thinks he is gross… She didn’t want to get married in the first place. She will be moving to New York while Yucko stays in Georgia, they will get together on the weekends. For their wedding Artie and Bob Levy gave them 500.00 dollars, while Shuli gave them 200.00, Howard some people are pissed because they think it’s a joke.
Yucko and Nicole
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Come on did anyone think this was a real marriage? That girl is way out of Yucko’s leauge. The fact that after the wedding she got so trashed so she wouldn’t have to have sex with that clown dressed midget only tells me that the girl has taste. I am surprised she didn’t try to kill herself rather than have sex with Yucko.
This broke my heart — if Yucko’s career was bigger we wouldn’t be having this conversation. He’s a sweetheart, he’s just not rich. Production job? Gimme a fucking break! NOBODY who has a brain in their head dreams of being a Production Coordinator. That means she’s waiting for a rich man to make her problems go away.