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Who is Smarter, Slow Adults or Porn Stars?

The slow adult contestants are Mark the Bagger, Miss Howard TV Andrea who just got new boobs and Bigfoot who thinks about Artie when he takes a dump. The porn stars are Brooke Scott, Jesse Lee who is new to the industry and Memphis Monroe. Howard plays a clip of each of the girls movie’s. The prize is 5 thousand dollars.
The first question for Andrea is What does CPA stand for? She doesn’t know it but Brooke does, Certified Public Accountant.
The next question is for Mark, Who’s famous speech includes, I have a dream? He gets it Martin Luther King.
The Next for Jesse is spell Rhode Island, which she answers correctly.
Bigfoot goes next, Who is the Republican nominee? he says Obama, Memphis get’s it right McCain
Andrea answers Where is your Areola? she gets it right on your breast.
Who is the current first lady? Andrea got it right with Laura Bush.
What is Regis’s last name? Mark gets it right with Philbin
Which side won the Civil War? Bigfoot said American side! Memphis got it right with North
Who is the Vice President? Andrea gets it right, Dick Cheney No one got this one, Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
Spell Coffee, Andrea gets it right. Memphis spells Saturday.
So far the porn stars are in the lead…11-8
Bigfoot is disgusted because he did not get any right so far, he wants to leave. However he gets the right answer to the question of who were the first man and woman on the earth, he answer Adam and Eve. The porn stars win though!

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