Fred the Elephant Boy

Howard introduces Fred the Elephant boy back in 1988, a thirty year old virgin with a severe speech impediment who is looking for a date. Gary said he sounds like Jerry Jewell, Howard said he could probably get him a date. Howard had him come down to the studio, he commented that he is not bad looking, but that his haircut sucks, Howard is going to bring in two hot women, Angel and Bim. Angel comes in Bim could not make it, so she brought her friend Jackie, Angel is a 44D, Jackie 38D. The girls say they will take care of Fred, they take their tops off and double breast him, Fred was in heaven… Angel then agrees to rub ice cream on her self and let Fred lick it off. They go on to play Dial a Date, the first girl to call in is Diane, a Go Go Dancer, then Celeste calls in and number three is Cindy a 22 yr old student, who has had plenty of experience with men. Fred makes his decision and chooses number three, Cindy. Howard agrees and said he would have picked number three as well.