Artie Stops By To Show His Injury

Artie came in to talk about how he injured himself, he got up thinking he was running late, he bang his shin then propelled forward landing on the corner of his dresser, just missing his eye, he was bleeding all over, he grabbed a cab & went to the ER and had to have stitches. When got there he had to go to an ATM first to get cash, then he filled out forms, he wasn’t sure what exactly to put in as occupation but he put in Comedian, Howard said he should have put in entertainer, he also had to have a Tetanus shot before they would stitch him… He ended up with butterfly stitches, Artie said the woman doing the stitches was so heavy he had to hand her stuff, she didn’t have any gloves on, Artie told her she should have gloves on, she said if you want me too…Artie then had to find the doctor because the nurse said she couldn’t stitch him, Artie said fans were calling the hospital and everything, one person called and said can you give him medicine for being a “tub of lard.” Artie couldn’t even get pain medicine because he told the Doctor he was a heroin addict so the Dr. said he wouldn’t give him anything.