Richard’s Hairy Nevus….

Howard’s guest Richard has hairy congenital nevus, he has never had a date because of it. Howard said why don’t you date blind chicks….Artie said he would take him to Vegas to get laid, he offered to pay for his flight, hotel and a hooker for the weekend. Artie said that the chicks out there are hot and they love Crystal Meth more than they hate him so they’ll do what they have to do to make their money. He said they’ll do some gambling with the chick and then go out to Nobu for dinner to impress her and then they’ll go back to the hotel room and she’ll be his girl for the whole weekend. Howard asked Robin who she would have sex with, Eric the Midget or Richard. Robin quickly picked Richard. Then they asked if she would be with High Pitch Mike or Richard. Robin had to think about that one. She said that Richard is such a sweet guy that she’d have to pick him again.