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Garypalooza…

Howard brings Gary the Retard in to celebrate his birthday, he is 56 years old. Howard has some special guests for Gary, the Doctor who delivered Gary (played by Richard Christy) was there & claims he dropped Gary on his head and that’s why he is retarded now. The Dr. claims he can cure him but Gary wants to stay with Howard….Artie wants to know why Gary is 20yrs older than the Dr…. The next guest is Angelina Jolie played by Will, Gary said it looks like a guy! Imus (Fred Norris) is the next guest he just irritates Gary. Adolph Hitler is the next guest and he gives Gary an anti-Jew spray that turns Jews into Catholics, however he doesn’t want Hitler to use the spray on Howard. Howard then brings in Abraham Lincoln (Sal Governale) who wants Gary to be the first retarded astronaut to fly to the moon. Gary said he doesn’t want to get in that thing! But they eventually convince him to get in & the countdown begins and Gary starts to freak but makes it to the moon. Upon his arrival on the moon he sees Playboy magazines, and cheese. Howard wants him to eat the cheese he said no way it bites! Howard convinces him to pick up the cheese and bring it back to him, Gary gets stuck trying to get back in….He makes it back safe and sound with the cheese. Ronnie the Limo driver is taking him to Rick’s Cabaret for his birthday tonight.

Garypalooza Part 1

Garypalooza Part 2

Happy Garypalooza!

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